TO BE FOUND
AT FINAL ATLANTIC
WE DON'T THINK
12-foot RAT that has been appearing almost everywhere that Atlantic City Mayor
Lorenzo Langford is scheduled to appear ... However, The Big Rat was no where to
be found tonight at the Uptown Complex at the final candidate's forum
Here is a
quick review of the places the Big Rat has visited recently
The Big Rat
was at the foot of the Atlantic City Expressway ... It was out in front of
an Atlantic City Funeral Parlor ... It was at the Chelsea Neighborhood
Association candidates forum, held at a church ... The Big Rat was actually a
passenger in a boat at the opening of the Atlantic City Beach and Atlantic Ocean
sacred ... This Big Rat was everywhere Langford was
we exposed the issue of the Big Rat ... And, what a coincidence ...
Surprise ... What ever the reason ... The Big Rat was not feeling well enough to
attend tonight's forum ... We sincerely hope that the Big Rat didn't catch what
took Craig Callaway out of the race for Mayor! No one ... Not even a Big
Rat deserves that fate!
We can only
imagine ... The poor 12-foot Rat ... Is deflated and in hiding in some
political chumps van ... garage ... some where ... We don't know where the
Big Rat is tonight ... But, we do know where it wasn't
Big Rat ... nor the typical antagonistic Langford signs were no where to be
found at tonight's forum ...
Do you really
think this was just a coincidence?
We report ...
NOTE: Mayor Langford swept up the floor with Bob Levy and won the
candidate's forum, again ... As Langford has each forum throughout this campaign
season ... Tim CaveMancuso arrived quite late and was roundly and
consistently booed throughout the forum ...
May 31, 2005 HarryHurley.com