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THE BIG RAT
WAS NO WHERE
TO BE FOUND TONIGHT
AT FINAL ATLANTIC CITY
CANDIDATE'S FORUM
 
COINCIDENCE?
 
WE DON'T THINK SO!    
 
The Big 12-foot RAT that has been appearing almost everywhere that Atlantic City Mayor Lorenzo Langford is scheduled to appear ... However, The Big Rat was no where to be found tonight at the Uptown Complex at the final candidate's forum ...
 
Here is a quick review of the places the Big Rat has visited recently ...
 
The Big Rat was at the foot of the Atlantic City Expressway ... It was out in front of an Atlantic City Funeral Parlor ... It was at the Chelsea Neighborhood Association candidates forum, held at a church ... The Big Rat was actually a passenger in a boat at the opening of the Atlantic City Beach and Atlantic Ocean ceremony ...
 
Nothing was sacred ... This Big Rat was everywhere Langford was ...
 
However, today we exposed the issue of the Big Rat ... And, what a coincidence ... Surprise ... What ever the reason ... The Big Rat was not feeling well enough to attend tonight's forum ... We sincerely hope that the Big Rat didn't catch what took Craig Callaway out of the race for Mayor! No one ... Not even a Big  Rat deserves that fate!
 
We can only imagine ... The poor 12-foot Rat ... Is deflated and in hiding in some political chumps van ... garage ... some where ... We don't know where the Big Rat is tonight ... But, we do know where it wasn't ...
 
The Big Rat ... nor the typical antagonistic Langford signs were no where to be found at tonight's forum ...
 
Do you really think this was just a coincidence?
 
We report ... You decide!
 
EDITOR'S NOTE: Mayor Langford swept up the floor with Bob Levy and won the candidate's forum, again ... As Langford has each forum throughout this campaign season ... Tim CaveMancuso arrived quite late and was roundly and consistently booed throughout the forum ... 
 
        






     May 31, 2005         HarryHurley.com